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The Joint of No Return
(Far Out Chronicles: Book 1) 

Charlie Hong is on the run from both sides of the law.

He’s spent the last year in hiding, cultivating one last hare-brained scheme to escape his troubles: a clandestine marijuana operation. Just as he’s about to cash in, his cash crop is stolen by a bright light appearing in the night sky. After catching a ride with one of his plants, he finds himself thrown into a world far stranger than anything he could have possibly imagined.

Does the stoned stowaway have what it takes to free the Starseed, a massive living spaceship overflowing with bizarre lifeforms, from the clutches of a mysterious force field trapping it in Earth’s orbit?

Is he up for the challenge of fighting an evil Reptilian race bent on enslaving humanity?

More importantly, before he decides anything: does he have time to light one up?

 

GET READY TO BLAST OFF! 

 

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Mitey Morphic Flower Raiders
(Far Out Chronicles: Book 2)

In the past 24 hours, stoner Charlie Hong has been promoted from fugitive pot-grower to captain of the Starseed. Whether he likes it or not, the massive, living, interstellar spaceship–and its five hundred billion inhabitants–are now his responsibility.

As his suspicious crew gives him a tour of the ship, a quiet invasion unfolds. When the rest of his team is disabled by the buggy invaders, Charlie is left with a decision: to try to save the ship armed with only his stoned wit and a plump red hen, or to hightail it back to his old life on Earth.

READY TO LIGHT UP ANOTHER ADVENTURE? 


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COMING 4/20! PREORDER NOW ON AMAZON.

For the Thrill of the Blunt (Far Out Chronicles: Book 3)

Being captain of a gigantic, living spaceship that runs on marijuana can result in an extreme case of the munchies. After a few days of living off vegetarian fare, Charlie Hong craves one of the few things the Starseed won’t provide: meat.

After striking a secret deal with a seductive and mysterious member of his crew, Charlie enlists an experienced hunting guide and sets out to hunt one of the galaxy’s most delicious prey–the elusive and rare chocolate moose. When their trip quickly turns sour, Charlie and his crew must find a way to survive in a world where everyone—especially stoners with no survival skills—becomes prey.
 
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COMING WINTER 2019!

The Silence of the Schwag
(Far Out Chronicles: Book 4)

Light years from his old life back on Earth, Charlie still managed to end up on the wrong side of the law. 
When one of his crew is arrested for a crime of galactic proportions, Charlie must embark on a dangerous mission to set things right. Stranded on a planet so delicate that sound itself is a destructive force, his stoned wit is put to the ultimate test. 

Surviving sonic weapons, deadly booby traps, and shapeshifting monsters will seem like a piece of cake compared to the real challenge: doing it all with nothing more than a sack of the driest, brownest  marijuana in the cosmos.
 


- Get the audiobook on Amazon, Audible, Google, Apple
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Get the paperback for $12.99 on Amazon or Barnes & Noble
- Get the ebook for $4.20 on: Amazon Kindle, Barnes & Noble, Google, Apple, Kobo